I think I know the case you mean, and your memory of the basic conclusion is very close — but the number was probably not “17,000 DNA strands.”
You’re likely thinking of the anonymous “EBO scientist” post from 2023, later discussed heavily on UFO channels. The writer claimed to have been a molecular biologist working on bodies resembling classic grey aliens. According to that account, the genome had 16 circular chromosomes and was unusually compact, with much less non-coding/intergenic DNA than humans. The writer interpreted that streamlined structure as evidence that the organisms had been artificially engineered rather than naturally evolved. citeturn411123view0
The really distinctive claim was that each gene supposedly had a standardized 134-base-pair “Tri-Palindromic Region” containing what amounted to a chromosome address and a unique gene address. The author argued that this looked almost like a deliberately designed indexing system for adding or removing genes — essentially genomic engineering infrastructure. citeturn411123view0
And yes, the overall picture was exactly what you remember: a minimalist organism built for a purpose, with fewer protein-coding genes than humans and apparently little evolutionary baggage. The author even speculated that different individuals might be genetically configured for different jobs, like specialized castes. citeturn411123view2
The big caveat is that this was an anonymous Reddit claim, not a verified laboratory study. Molecular biologists who examined the post disagreed about it: some thought the technical fluency was impressive, while others pointed out biological inconsistencies and argued that it looked like a sophisticated fabrication. citeturn966886reddit37turn966886reddit39
So the interesting idea is real within the claim:
Grey aliens aren't necessarily a naturally evolved species at all — they could be purpose-built biological organisms, essentially disposable biological drones.
And that actually connects rather neatly to our Bigfoot thought experiment: if a nonhuman intelligence can manufacture biological bodies for particular environments or tasks, then “Bigfoot” wouldn't need to be a breeding wild species in the first place. It could be a designed field organism.
That would solve the missing-population problem rather efficiently — although obviously it moves us much farther out onto the speculative branch.
